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April Fool’s 2011

HAYWARD HIRES CHARLIE SHEEN

HAYWARD HIRES CHARLIE SHEEN

TROUBLED STAR NEW CITY ADMINISTRATOR By Walker Holmes Mayor Ashton Hayward has completed his nationwide search for his city administrator and stunned the Pensacola City Council with his [...]

EVERS WANTS GUN VENDING MACHINES

EVERS WANTS GUN VENDING MACHINES

GUN HATERS ARE FOREWARNED By Walker Holmes In an exclusive interview, State Sen. Greg Evers, R-Baker, has shared with the IN his plans to propose in 2012 legislation that will legalize gun [...]

SCOTT SELLS FLORIDA

SCOTT SELLS FLORIDA

MAKES NICE PROFIT ON $73 MILLION INVESTMENT By Walker Holmes Gov. Rick Scott announced today that he has sold Florida to the Koch brothers. Residents across the state have 60 days to vacate their [...]

MORGAN CHALLENGES GADDAFI

MORGAN CHALLENGES GADDAFI

MMA BATTLE ON PAY-PER-VIEW By Walker Holmes Fresh from taking on Gov. Rick Scott, County Commissioner Grover Robinson and three federal judges, Sheriff David Morgan has challenged the embattled [...]

BP BUILDS NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

BP BUILDS NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

WHAT COULD GO WRONG? By Walker Holmes BP has been quietly buying up the land in north Escambia County. Many have speculated that it was Gulf Power, but the oil giant admitted on Friday that it [...]

PLAYBOY PICKS SCHOOL DISTRICT AS TOP PARTY SPOT

PLAYBOY PICKS SCHOOL DISTRICT AS TOP PARTY SPOT

ESCAMBIA SCHOOLS FINALLY FINISH AT THE TOP OF SOMETHING By Walker Holmes Each year, Playboy Magazine ranks its top ten party schools based on criteria that includes a "bikini index." The [...]

SANTA ROSA STARTS FCAT DRAFT

SANTA ROSA STARTS FCAT DRAFT

TEACHERS BATTLE FOR BEST TEST TAKERS By Walker Holmes Santa Rosa County public schools plan to institute a student draft for the 2011-12 school year. Teachers will pick in rotation the top FCAT [...]