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Winners & Losers 10/25/12

The Winner & Losers division of the IN media and entertainment empire discovered this survey to be given to candidates for the Escambia County Administrator job.

1. Do you have a nickname, preferably “Bubba,” “Hoss” or “Peanut?”
• Yes, proceed to Question 5.
• No, proceed to Question 2.

2. Are you a classmate of a commissioner or developer?
• Yes proceed to Question 5.
• No, proceed to Question 3.

3. Have you ever been fired or resigned before you were fired?
• Yes, proceed to Question 5.
• No, proceed to Question 4.

4. Are you a white male?
• Yes, proceed to Question 5 or the next question that you haven’t answered.
• No, don’t bother reading further.

5. Can you count to three?
• Yes, proceed to Question 6.
• No, go back to Question 4.

6. Do you like visiting hunting camps?
• Yes, proceed to Question 7.
• No, go back to Question 4.

7. Can pretend to pay attention when a commissioner speaks?
• Yes, proceed to Question 8.
• No, go back to Question 4.

8. Who should be in charge of economic development?
• County Commission, proceed to Question 9.
• Chamber of Commerce, go back to Question 4.

9. Who does the hiring?
• County Commission, proceed to Question 10.
• Me, go back to Question 4.

10. Will you take a “bullet” for a commissioner?
• Yes, you are a finalist for the job.
• No, go back to Question 4.