What is your chief characteristic?
What do you appreciate most about your friends?
That they can deal with focused chaos
Who is your favorite hero in fiction?
Opus the Penguin
Who is your favorite heroine in fiction?
Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat
What is the best thing you have ever won?
A Coleco Frogger Mini-Arcade from a box of Alpha-Bits cereal (1981)
What did your mother always tell you?
What is the worst idea you’ve ever had?
Green fried rice on St. Patrick’s Day
What is your favorite food?
Which talent would you most like to have?
What movie do you love to watch repeatedly?
“Duck Soup,” by the Marx Brothers
What was your most embarrassing moment?
Singing “Islands in the Stream” dressed up as Kenny Rogers (hey, it was 1983)
What historical figure do you despise the most?
Mao Zedong and Kenny Rogers (see above)
What TV show is your guilty pleasure?
“So You Think You Can Dance”
What is the last book you read?
“Tinkers,” by Paul Harding
What is your theme song?
“Don’t Stand in Line,” by Pailhead