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Last Word: Edwin Banacia

 

Edwin Banacia,
Senior Director, Media, Ideaworks USA…

What is your chief characteristic?
Googleability

What do you appreciate most about your friends?
Friends? I don’t have friends in real life anymore. They all exist on another planet called Facebook.

Who is your favorite hero in fiction?
I’m not really a “fictional hero” type of guy. But I did use a Superhero Name Generator I found online, and if I were a fictional hero, I’d apparently be called “The Magnificent Mariner.”

Who is your favorite heroine in fiction?
Anyone with a tight, leather superhero outfit

What is the best thing you have ever won?
I used to play sports, and then I realized that I could just buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.

What did your mother always tell you?
“Stop buying trophies.”

What is the worst idea you’ve ever had?
Changing my Facebook relationship status to “It’s Complicated.” Let’s face it, if your status is “It’s Complicated,” you really should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single.”

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