What is your chief characteristic?
I’m “fight to the death” devoted to my friends and family.
What do you appreciate most about your friends?
They’re “fight to the death” devoted to me and my family.
Who is your favorite fiction character?
Idiosyncratic Plebeian: the ironic oxymoron
Who is your favorite non-fiction character?
My son, Jonas… he’s definitely a character.
What is the best thing you have ever won?
I won something?
What did your mother always tell you?
“I love you bushels.”
What is the worst idea you’ve ever had?
Let’s just say that it involved camping, my 30th birthday, a fire ring, a state park and a park ranger.
What is your favorite food?
I love all of the fried ones.
Which talent would you most like to have?
I’d love to be as good at graphic design as I am at storytelling.
What movie do you love to watch repeatedly?
All the ones that I loved the first time
What was your most embarrassing moment?
See the answer above regarding the “worst idea.”
What TV show is your guilty pleasure?
To my chagrin, “Desperate Housewives”
What is the last book you read?
Either “Goodnight Moon” by Margaret Wise Brown or “There’s Soup on My Fly!” by David Seow
What is your theme song?
I’d say “Conrad the Caterpillar” by Widespread Panic