What is your chief characteristic?
Punctuality! (Pause for reaction)…This is a complete lie. I’ll probably receive less hate mail from people who know me if I say my dry sense of humor instead.
What do you appreciate most about your friends?
Their loyalty. The people in my life are rare—I’m ridiculously fortunate. I should probably also say something about their patience/tolerance since they have been putting up with me for years.
Who is your favorite fiction character?
Mary Tyler Moore’s character, Mary Richards
Who is your favorite non-fiction character?
What is the best thing you have ever won?
I never win anything, literally never. Speaking of which, do I get a prize for this?
What did your mother always tell you?
That she wanted me to have a better life than hers and that the only way to have that was through hard work. Turns out, it was pretty good advice. Thanks Momma.
What is your favorite food?
Chicken stuff. My best friend and I made it up after years of experimenting with her mom’s white lasagna recipe. We took out what we didn’t like, added some ingredients here and there, and after about eight years and two pounds of mozzarella cheese it’s utopia in a casserole dish. We just forgot to come up with a name more impressive than “chicken stuff.”
Which talent would you most like to have?
The Samantha Stephens nose twitch from “Bewitched.”
What movie do you love to watch repeatedly?
What TV show is your guilty pleasure?
It’s a toss up between “48 Hours” and “Forensic Files.” It’s more like an addiction. Guilty pleasure is sugar coating it.
What is the last book you read?
”What Would Audrey Do?” by Pamela Keogh
What is your theme song?
”Poison” by Bell Biv DeVoe. Now ya know.